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[Roxas pops up on the network, a green and yellow scarf around his neck with his Dedenne peeking out of his coat. Neither will complain about the cold. This is a first for both of them. The backdrop is clearly Ecruteak.]

So when's it supposed to start snowing again? Does anyone know?

[Vivi squeaks the same question. He wants to play in more snow!]

Oh yeah... do they have a Pokémon Santa here? It's Christmas this month, and I've never seen a Santa before other than the weird ones that are ringing bells. And if it's a person instead, isn't Santa supposed to ride around on a sled pulled by reindeer? Stantler are like reindeer, so I guess he'd have those here... how does he deliver all those presents in one night? Is there more than one Santa?

[These are pressing questions, people. Please enlighten the blond and his tiny squeak.]

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I saw that one! But he was huge... and kind of intimidating. All of the other ones are shorter guys who look like they use pillows to look fat.

[North as Santa.......... why.]

Aw, come on, man, he's the nicest guy I know. Like a big, cuddly Christmas teddy bear.

[--who could slice a guy in half with a repeating laser rifle, but details.]

He is? I know a lot of good people, but the only really tall one I know is North. He looked tall on the network at least.

Well, North and Saint Nick are essentially the same dude, as far as I'm concerned.

So that was North dressed as Santa?

[........... he can see that.]

Hey now, far be it from a humble guy like me to guess at Santa's alter-ego. Let's just say they've got some good qualities in common.

What good qualities does Santa have?

He's generous, good with kids...makes a mean stir-fry...

What's stir-fry?

You never had stir-fry? Kid, you're missing out. Tell me you've at least had Chinese food before.

No. Is it good?

Yeah, it's great! I mean, it depends on the quality of the restaurant, of course, but even bad cheap Chinese take-out's a staple for old bachelors like me.

You think they've got Chinese food here? [And now for the next question.] What's a bachelor?

They might call it something else, but yeah, just find a place that does noodles and that's probably close enough.

And a bachelor's a guy who isn't married.

So it has to be noodles?

So what do you call a girl who's not married?

Doesn't have to be. Just never saw a Chinese place without 'em.

I think the equivalent for a lady is bachelorette? Don't think I hear that as often, though.

I can look around Ecruteak if they have any place like that.

Maybe there is less of them that aren't married? I don't think I've met anyone who's married here.

Well, I imagine most people don't come through with their spouse attached. A lot of the locals probably are, though.

It'd be happier for them if they did. Or maybe a relief? Married people have problems like everyone else... or that's what it seems like.

'Course they do. Married people are people just like anybody else, they just get used to seeing each other's faces all the time. But I guess that's the charm of getting married, anyway.

How's that different from friends? I can see my friends all the time, too.

[What's the point of marriage anyways?]

Well, probably you don't smooch your friends.

[And other things.]

[Had never even thought of it, tbh.]

No. I don't think I want to.

Well, there you go, that's the difference. That and tax benefits.

Tax benefits? Is that an adult thing?

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